The Figging Experiment
Another satisfied customer, from here:
Figging is what all the cool kids will be doing this year (hell, they’ve been doing it for donkey’s years). You get a decent-sized lump of root ginger, peel it, whittle it into the shape of a schlong and stick it nicely up yer bum. Within seconds you’re tingling inside and out, and horny as fuck.
Obviously I was intrigued by this, so popped into Somerfield on the way home and got some supplies. That was an hour and a half ago, since then I’ve worn the root down to a stump, come twelve times and caused water damage to the flat downstairs.
I discovered figging in 2005, and now use it on subs as my secret weapon. It’s like a fast-acting super-aphrodisiac; it’s safe, easy to prepare [no need to wash ginger after its peeled], and the effect is amazingly “whole body”, unlike anything else! Awesome!
Safety note: for extra safety, control and added humiliation, I tie cotton string around a groove in the “Outside” part of the ginger finger…[NB must be cotton! NO synthetics] Enjoy!