Ginger In His Penis

He got punished by his wife with a BenGay handjob, but then for added pain he got the ginger sliver right up his urethra:

Too many posts to the blog yesterday earned me “The suffer in silence” treatment again. However this time with a twist. This time with a Cock fig for additional pain and discomfort. Up until today this is one of the worst punishments I have EVER received.

The ginger slice (4 cm long) stuffed into my urethra caused a SEVERE burning pain that just wouldn’t go away until my wife removed it after my hour in solitude. I was drenched in sweat and that hour seemed like an eternity.

Her “Punishment” Figging

She calls it a punishment, but since her “Pet” asked for it, I’m a little skeptical about the effectiveness:

The punishment side of the three days happened on Thursday. Pet had told me about a new thing she wanted to try, ‘figging’. Which basically means putting peeled ginger in certain places. From Pet’s reaction, it seemed like on of the most painful half an hour of her life which is good to watch.

Figging: Doing It Wrong

It is important to understand that “figging” does not typically involve the use of actual figs.

These people? Got that wrong.

(Actually, I think it quite likely that they grokked proper figging; this can only be intended as a deliciously filthy visual pun.)

Her Session With Ginger

Figging.com having no linguists on staff who can translate Spanish, we’re going with machine translation for this page, which also has some very nice photos of an ass-and-pussy figging in progress. The machine translation is far from perfect, but better than nothing:

SESSION WITH GINGER

We sit, I watching with expectation as he peels a piece of ginger, prepares calmly looking at me from time to time as trying to figure out who I will be spending mind.

Since according to the shape and smoothness intended to give me orders that I lie and slowly introduces one into the anus, and another in the pussy and stares as react.

A slight warm sensation at first, to go heating up the heat from the burning, itching simultaneously, I tingle penetrates the skin.

My whole body writhes, hoping as time passes go reducing the intensity, which is not true.

Each time the burning, itching, stinging is increasing, I have wanted to withdraw, but he, anticipating my reaction I ordered not occur to me to take it off.

Really not take it anymore, I is burning and stinging so heinous, I only wish that done to recover my normal state.

After removing the burning tapers quickly, but the itch takes a little longer to disappear. I’m still somewhat altered, but I’m slowly recovering. It was a different experience, but something tortuous, it’s like having a live coal in inside me burning my insides.

ginger figging

Cleaning Her Pussy With Hot Sauce

Spotted on Tumblr: “I believe this pussy-cleaning kit comes with a stiff toothbrush and a small bottle of extra-concentrated Habenero chili sauce.”

Backup link here.

A Butt Plug Made Of Soap?

Yes. Apparently “there is no better punishment than a plug shaped bar of Ivory up the ol’ ass. Burns and stings like crazy.”

Figged With Ivory Soap

Figged Man, Happy Man

This is captioned “ginger root punishment” but if it’s such a punishment, why is his dick leaking so much pre-cum?

A Ginger Root In His Bottom

(backup tumblr link to same pic)

A Figging Seen On Twitter

I don’t know how long a link to one of these TwitPics will last, but here goes for now: The Ginger Fig Is In.

Update: Had that drafted up there already, then the rest of the story came out via a tweeted link:

I have never heard so much noise from one person, anyone would have though a nuclear test had just gone off in her arse! Wriggling like a worm all over the bed moaning about how much this figging lark hurts. And begging me to stop!

For the sake of science, i thought the figging should go on and made sure it did.

My experiment I have to say lasted less than 10 mins, which is bollocks really and I personally think slave should be shown again. All she could do to sum it up, was to say it was like putting aftershave on your pussy but 10 times worse. Something we tried many years ago.

Hot Sauce On A Buttplug

Uh, oh … it looks like somebody is gonna get a proper pepper sauce figging tonight. That’s getting the hot shot right where it counts!

Found it on Instagram.

A Proper Figging Photo

Ginger, striped bottom — now, this is the kind of figging porn I’ve been waiting for!

Figging Herself For “Daddy”

Figging is still an ultra-niche fetish, but clips of it are not quite the purple-unicorn rarities that they used to be. The photo above advertises a “figging herself for daddy” age-play fantasy figging clip by Maggie Mayhem (@msmaggiemayhem) on the amateur porn clips site Extra Lunch Money. The link is Daddy Diaries Chapter One: Figging but you may have to click it twice; Extra Lunch Money pops an adult-content click-through the first time you land there, and then they don’t successfully pass you to your destination if you had clicked an internal site link to arrive there. Instead, they dump you on the front page.

Figging For Victorian Wives

There’s very little documented history of the figging fetish; most of what’s available amounts to speculation, legends, and oft-repeated notions from a few of the figging files that circulated on the early internet. But lately out on the internets there’s been a trending new notion that’s being repeated as fact wherever somebody casually tries to explain what figging is all about. The notion is that figging is specifically something that was done to Victorian wives (as opposed, I suppose, to anybody not wifely who might be getting a punishment or a kinky fucking).

We know this notion is new(ish) to the internet because back when Figging.com was new, I Googled “all the things” that had figging as a keyword, and looked at them all. (It was a pretty short list, and they’re pretty much all mentioned, summarized, or reproduced in the first dozen posts here on Figging.com.) Horses, yes; wives (specifically), no.

So after encountering this “figging for Victorian wives” notion several times in recent months, I did some looking, and sure enough, found what I think is the source. It’s a place Figging.com has been before, but I didn’t pay the “color commentary” enough attention at the time, I guess. There’s a paragraph here that’s the source of this meme, I believe:

There is some mention of the act of figging in Victorian literature. It could have started with the punishment of school children, but it’s well known, and widely accepted in scholarly circles, that Victorians were quite kinky in their bedroom play and many men of the era enjoyed spanking games with their wives. Since we have evidence that they used methods such as bare hands, caning, and riding crops, it’s likely that someone was watching horses and decided to plug his wife with a bit of ginger while applying a crop to her backside and riding her round the room.

It’s a nifty notion, possibly even a true notion, but it’s utterly unsupported by citation or evidence. In short, it’s just speculation.

There is a well-documented strain of Victorian sexual behavior that places kinky behavior in houses of prostitution, some of which were highly specialized in the satisfaction of peculiar fetishes. My own speculation would put figging as a practice more likely to have occurred in those settings, which were already socially-optimized for transgressive sexual practices.

So, the next time you see it repeated as fact that figging is something Victorian men did to or with their wives, specifically? Now you know where it came from.